I, me and
myself

Just
let me have what I want.
No strings attached.

No commitments.

No child responsibility.

Let me take and give as I please.

Eat, drink and indulge.

Make love the way I want.

Oral. Anal. Doggy.

Let me have no responsibility.

My father conditions me by example.

My mother indulges me.

My sisters are silent around me.

So who are you to question me?

Serve, wait and pamper me.

As I laze and throw my weight around.

Expect not a word of appreciation.

And wait till I finish my meal.

Kiss my heel,

Lick my boots.

I care two hoots.

I am the typical Indian male.

Pay me to marry you.



(Thank God! I'm abnormal)

Jolly Jacob said...

7:42 AM | 22/Feb/07 | |

I agree with all the gals, this post
rocks. Let''s drink to all the abnormal guys out there. Hic!

Hina said...

4:57 AM | 21/Feb/07 |

Fantastic

tashhhu said...

1:54 PM | 20/Feb/07 |

me me e me me who will marry you meme
me me stay uuuuuuu when any abnormal will marrry you know it on news
memememe heeeeeeeee

A J said...

9:44 AM | 20/Feb/07 | |

Hoo boy!! I liked the ramblification!!!

oasis deep said...

12:11 PM | 8/Feb/07 | |

hey dont u feel lonely ?

Mr Darcy said...

1:43 AM | 7/Feb/07 | |

That was awesome bro...

bronzegoddess bright said...

12:10 AM | 22/Jan/07 | |

this is the most self centered
poem..typical male..the kind that i totally hate..

Anil Goel said...

6:37 PM | 21/Jan/07 | |

:)))

Doldrums Dolz said...

7:50 AM | 9/Jan/07 | |

Such a befitting title to the
poem!..centres exactly where you want it to be!....some of the male species
do consider themselves to be the ultimate gift of god to women..........and
it is not surprising that they should think so!....well you have truly
presented a typical male...and blv me everything is normal about this
man....if he werent, he''d be abnormal! :)

dee vine said...

2:59 PM | 5/Jan/07 | |

fwdd this link to a few pals [obviously
girls] and it rocked oh so!

shimrose bakshi said...

8:45 AM | 4/Jan/07 | |

Good that your abnormal.coz the normal
once need a kick in the BUTT.

monu marathe said...

12:35 PM | 3/Jan/07 | |

rockin.....ur post rocks.....

AdityaDas Menon said...

9:09 AM | 1/Jan/07 | |

hahahha..........toooooooooo..........nice................

seema shaikh said...

2:57 PM | 31/Dec/06 | |

jus one word to describe this
one......bindaaaaaaaaas! jus loved it!

Trans Persona said...

6:24 PM | 30/Dec/06 | |

U r true to ur words..honour that more than
anything..

Fountain Pen said...

6:20 PM | 30/Dec/06 | |

how can u have such empathy for her
situation inspite of being a man! Amazing!

Sandhya Suri said...

6:11 PM | 30/Dec/06 | |

Hard hitting and true...may all the men
read this! I''m glad too that you are not normal...who cares whether we
have met or not. I like what I read and I like where it came from!

P Nayak said...

4:00 PM | 30/Dec/06 | |

you are really really good with words
... so true also!

renu malviya said...

3:34 PM | 30/Dec/06 | |

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat, good job.

mysterious lady said...

10:19 AM | 30/Dec/06 | |

i guess... this one was bouncer for
me.............:)

gal gal said...

2:10 AM | 30/Dec/06 | |

u dont post often...but when u
do....man seriously u rockawesome post....jus so truthful so damn cool statement
of bitter factsgr8 gr8 work

tweety gal said...

12:18 AM | 30/Dec/06 | |

True. Ur posts r always diff. gr8. nice to C u
back.

Simran Kumar said...

6:01 PM | 29/Dec/06 | |

well...well...wht can i say u just took
my heart out and blurted everythng ...good one...but u knw wht...not all
men r like that..and hey good to knw ur
abnormal....keep up the good work..factastic write-ups u put up...

Sasmita Sahani said...

2:54 PM | 29/Dec/06 | |

yes, you are abnormal. Congrats

aradhana khanna said...

2:59 PM | 29/Dec/06 | |

.....the baggage of the typical indian
male...( I was finishing the first para left incomplete)

aradhana khanna said...

2:46 PM | 29/Dec/06 | |

anyway mae west said:" marriage is
an institution", i am not ready to institualize myself......

aradhana khanna said...

2:54 PM | 29/Dec/06 | |

u stole the title of my poem first and
foremost......and heck why why wud anyone want to marry u when she can have
all the fun minus

Star Trekker said...

12:52 PM | 29/Dec/06 | |

how much do ya cost???hehehe

savita dutta said...

11:31 AM | 29/Dec/06 |